Carmelo Anthony turns 27-years-old today so Jordan Brand sent Melo their best bday wishes on Twitter with this photo of seven orange cupcakes and a pair of the new Melo M7 Advance shoes. Unfortunately, Melo can’t eat a twitpic so there’s probably seven Jordan Brand employees or just the one (you know who you are) consuming what’s in this photo. Also if you haven’t guessed yet, it’s the shoes that are edible cakes and the cupcakes are made entirely out of recycled basketballs. Maybe not. Look, just go wish @CarmeloAnthony a happy birthday like I am now before I get us all in trouble.