[cc: Gawker, Emma Carmichael, Adrian Chen, AJay, FBI Special Agents, CK Agent, Agent Smith, Neo]
I can totes confirm that Allen Iverson fame-us Reebok Question shoe on head of Gawker writer Adrian Chen is real and not P’Shopped (see: Here Is a Picture of a Gawker Writer Wearing a Tutu with a Shoe on His Head) because I sent it myself to Managing Editor Emma Carmichael.
Emma is 9 1/2 men’s shoe size (lulz) and package was shipped on August the Ninth, in the year of 2012.
Please chatz with AC about FBI haxors data.
We also have list of demands:
1. Emma Carmichael in (recent) photo of her with Taco Bell™ hat on head (which I also packed for her) in a tutu to unlock cache of unreleased data on Nike Inc.
2. Adrian Chen, A.J. Daulerio, and Emma Carmichael all wearing said Taco Bell™ hat on head in tutus in same photo at the same time (w/o stretching hat) and we will release the full name and story of the fancy big name shoe designer asshat who didn’t design the fancy big name shoes they said they did but took all the bitcoins and credit for it. Ass.
3. Taco Bell™ CEO Greg Creed wearing Taco Bell™ hat on head eating a Taco Bell™ taco inside a Taco Bell™ in a photo, just cuz.
These are our demands.