Most hardcore male sneakerheads have probably never touched a beautiful woman in real life before, much less have gone outside (unless it’s to camp out on a concrete sidewalk in questionable weather for a new Jordan retro). Well, that’ll never change. But at least Playboy is giving these sole lickers the opportunity to gawk at a bunch of Playmates while counting down to the top 23 Air Jordans. This all goes down on May 31st with Playboy Playmates Francesca Frigo, Jaime Edmondson, Jessica Burciaga, Patrice Hollis, Hiromi Oshima, Tiffany Taylor, Candice Cassidy, Kimberly Phillips and Heather Rae Young all showing off their Air filled assets. Touch the video below (if you’re on a mobile device) and watch the moving images while we get out of your way.